When I set out to write this post, I decided that it was so absurd that I probably needed to preface it with a disclaimer. So, in the interest of ensuring that you are aware that this is an actual real story account of actual real events, I'm letting you know now that THIS IS NOT SATIRE. I repeat: NOT SATIRE. It may read like it is, but it's not.
So. Here goes. Basically, Detroit's Emergency Manager, Darnell Earley, has claimed that God spoke to him and let him know that he is the prophet Jeremiah.
